all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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