if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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