my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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