I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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