Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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