I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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