I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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