Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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