Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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