oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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