You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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