so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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