i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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