Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
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Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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