New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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