nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.