Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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