apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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