Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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