needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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