11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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