I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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