Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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