matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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