I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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