it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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