Porn is love you can see.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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