Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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