Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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