did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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