He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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