YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
