you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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