Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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