Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How naked do you want me to be?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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