so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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