Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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