playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
