i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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