i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
