Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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