As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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