What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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