RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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