i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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