hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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