Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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