if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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