I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You pole danced in your parka.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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