It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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