wrigley field is MILF paradise
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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