I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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