how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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