dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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