so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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