help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
