So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I would fuck him just for his dog
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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