New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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