Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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