I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
